I'm not ready to make friends yet.
Like saving money?
Guests are warned that this "au naturel" beach is not simply "clothing optional" but rather prohibits clothing altogether.
Couples can bring the kids but still partake in some adult indulgences, like the nude beach down the shore from the resort.
My next-door neighbors, who are gay men or maybe just naked man friends, are strolling the beach together outside my sliding-glass door.
Pastafari, El a Carte restuarant just has to have the best beef steak I've ever eaten in the Caribbean.
I definitely had a blast!
I nod and devote my entire gaze to the eggs.