I'm glad you've eliminated the first pair because those soles
Though all but the last requirement is negotiable.
They are bling but they are good.
She's also the kind of person who has looked at Snooki and thought, "Come on.
Put yourself in her Birkenstocks.
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Really comfy, only problem I had was after awhile the velcro edges started fraying and required a little trimming.